Casual Hysteria

every episode of scooby doo

1. guy: something spooky's happening
2. fred: k we'll come check it out
3. fred: daphne, velma come with me
4. daphne: lol okei
5. shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
6. velma: shut up you two
7. shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
8. scooby: RAGGY
9. shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
10. scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
11. shaggy: zoinks!
12. *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
13. shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
14. fred: what happened?
15. shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
16. velma: uh oh
17. monster: boo
18. all: AAAAH
19. *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
20. *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
21. velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
22. monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
23. velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
24. *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
25. monster: whoops i tripped
26. scooby: i captured you
27. *they pull the monster's mask off*
28. fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
29. suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
30. scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
31. all: *laugh*